...Yet another weekend excursion which ended in a Zankou Chicken run. I ordered the Soujouk Sandwich - or, an Armenian-spiced beef sausage wrapped in pita. While it was irrefutably delicious, the high garlic content/consumption left me feeling as though I'd been relying on some little Armenian grandmother to cure my menstrual migraines with an ancient home-made remedy. For the first time in my life, my face could actually feel garlic - not to mention reek of it.
(Interesting side note - if you visit www.thesaurus.com and type 'home-made,' into the search bar, the website will not recognize that term. Instead, it will ask, 'Did you mean HOMICIDE?' Alternative word selections also include humiliate and maimed; all of which are COMPLETELY emblematic of home-made, old-lady medicinals).
...Now please excuse me while I apply this entire jar of Vick's Vapor Rub to the rest of my body; I am not stinky enough to be healthy yet.
1 comment:
why yes there is a thick juicy sausage in that wrap...too funny!! you will keep me entertained while I'm roughing it like amazon women, up in the washington mountains. OMG...what if there is no computer? ahhhh!! no!!! god no!!!
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