Happy Year to Me

Today marks the one-year anniversary of my move to Los Angeles.  Living here has been good for me, and I am eternally thankful for this time....

Oh THANK GOD, IT'S ON YOUTUBE!

Here's a great video to imitate in the confines of your lonely bedroom.  It also gives mundane household chores a little pizzazz!:

Does Not Belong to Me

Here we have the pig version of the evil angler fish from Finding Nemo. 

I am afraid to fall asleep tonight.  Dare I chance a nocturnal disembowelment?

It was found at the 2008 Hershey, PA classic car show/swap meet.  My father could not resist taking a photo and scaring the bejesus* out of me by sharing via e-mail.  I don't think I had much bejesus* in me to begin with, but if I did, by GOD, it's absent now.  I have a sinking feeling that I could use some to courageously battle the demon pig image which haunts my brain.

*As referenced by a totally reliable source, here.

Connotations Differ on the West Coast

Smell of burning leaves in Pennsylvania:

Fuck yeah, we're gonna have s'mores!  And hot chocolate!  

Smell of burning leaves in California:

Shit, we might die.  Somebody call the fire department.

Self-Assurance Free with IKEA Purchase

Furniture assembly instructions from IKEA - these bring so much joy and amusement to my life.  They also cause me to feel unduly brilliant.  Whoever created this sequential illustration deserves some sort of award for that.

True to Life.

The Eight Phases of Dating  - click click for lolz!

Still Surfing in October

Captured at Venice Beach, 10/4/08.  As a transplant from Pennsylvania, it never ceases to amaze me that beach weather here extends well into the autumn months...